Let happiness stick to you
Well, let the fart hug you tighter,
And so that all changes in fate
They made your days brighter, easier.

So that you can shoe a flea
And kept in check for good luck.
Happy Birthday! Love, beauty
And health, it means a lot.

No time to think about wrinkles
On the day of birth
great man,
There are none in the world today.

Less disappointment
Always be young at heart
And so that the trees of wishes
Bearing real fruit.

More reasons to laugh
No matter what the insidious fate brings.
So that from you as long as possible
The sand hasn't fallen yet.

Your birthday
Your family is at the table.
There are appetizers and desserts
In the bag - puffy envelopes.

Let there be fun, laughter,
Let success be with you.
And in general, today you -
The most important "navel of the Earth"!

Although you are a man and big,
I want to live like in a fairy tale:
Drink only cognac with caviar,
Have a harem for affection.
Beloved beauty let
Will become your wife
Such that envy caused
Any man.

I want to be heard at work
Lucky from God
Monthly salary as income
At the rich man in 3 years,

Drive with friends on the seas
And the ball in his estate,
Drink whiskey, vodka and walk -
And the pulse stays the same.

Ferrari, Lotus, Escalade -
Let your garage be decorated
Good health for 100 years
And the years only paint!

Let everything be as it should be.
More happiness and love.
Face fortune, not back
Meets you on the way.

To open all doors
Opportunities - well, a dime a dozen!
To avoid problems.
We'll all win them all.

So that the young ladies smile more often,
And you could smile back at them.
So that they do not swear with health ...
And so that the pot cooks properly.

On the birthday of a man
What can you wish for?
To be worthy, brave, strong,
Let the bed not be empty.

Rest as much as possible
Banya, beer, barbecue.
Stay positive
Here is such a congratulations!

Happy Valentine's Day
More specifically, happy birthday!
And I want organic
Smart, pretty women.

Earn a million
buy a car,
Do not miss your happiness.
Live well and richly.

Let there be little work
And income is growing faster.
To lift the mood
All the good things to come.

And ahead, believe me, so much
Kaifovy days and evenings.
Don't keep the bad guy in you
Be ready for pleasure.

So that I could, I always wanted to.
I wish you everything without borders
And to meet your charm
And if so, then get married.

On a man's birthday
What can you wish for?
First things first, of course
Be healthy, thrive.

Secondly, I think it is necessary
Wish you long love.
Thirdly, so as not to become scanty
The spirit and strength would be yours.

Well, to complete everything
This little verse
I wish you wealth
A big influx of money into the house!

I wish you victory and good luck
To give back to any bandits,
Carry girls in your arms
But love only one of them!

To be respected by everyone, loved,
All thoughts of you kept
Be the coolest at work
May success await you in life!

Love, kindness, warmth and happiness,
Prosperity, laughter and wealth,
Good luck so that the beam does not disappear,
Love, fun and miracles!

Live beautifully, interestingly,
Never backing down.
Find your place under the sun
Water does not flow under the stone!

And don't hide your tears, and laugh more often,
You value and cherish your family.
Hope for the best in everything
After all, you are not a miser, not a fool.

The path shines brighter every year
Your lucky star
Let these wishes sound
Yesterday, today... and always!

I want a whole cosmos of beer
And a year long weekend.
Salary to be beautiful
The wife is big! Kidding. Vice versa!

For the fifth point of adventure
And "all inclusive" for the soul,
Pleasant dreams and awakenings
And sometimes pump oil in silence ...

So that you disperse the clouds with a word,
So that the brain is not tormented by garbage.
I want to be the best everywhere.
And happy birthday to you!

I congratulate you today
I wish you health
In order not to suffer from sclerosis,
Or any other arthrosis there.

May everything always be beautiful:
And a yacht, a house in the Maldives,
Auto and private jet.
Let the holiday be all year round.

You drown in a sea of ​​beer
And don't forget about me.
Let there be a barbecue for beer.
And happy birthday, old man!

My friend, I congratulate you on your birthday! I want to wish that today brings you maximum positive and as many fun moments as possible, which I would like to remember later. I wish you to remain the same excellent, sympathetic friend, and also never lose those who are dear to you! Happy holiday!

We wish you a lot of positive
Don't see the negative in life
Smiles, joy, luck,
Excellent mood.

We wish you a quality cottage,
Two million plus
Good, loyal friends
Be more energetic, more fun.

We wish you a vigorous movement -
Forward and straight, only with luck.
And every day you meet brightly,
And everything will be all right in life.

Work, home, big garage,
And most importantly - the seascape.
Let the barbecue smell delicious.
Well, happy birthday, my friend!

Until the sand falls off you
And the jaw is not in that glass,
I wish you with my bare hands
Catch luck right by the sock.

As long as you remember your name
And you don’t go to work in slippers,
I wish to rest so that on Saturday
Wake up and wonder: you are there or here.

I wish, friend, not to become limp in trouble,
Solve problems at once, without hesitation,
And to old age to live without dementia,
And be welcomed everywhere.

So that you live decently
I want a great jeep
A house outside the city or a cottage ...
And great luck!
In the wallet - so that a pack of money,
And in Switzerland - "stash".
So that a beautiful wife
Awakened from sleep
In the fridge for beer
Lined up beautifully
And it never ends.
To keep time
For friends and acquaintances.
Happy Birthday, best friend!

So he became a year older,
Old age will come soon.
You'll get fat very soon
You go gray, you go bald.

Happy birthday, congratulations
I want to do everything in life.
Let the years go by
They only bring you happiness!

Happy Birthday!
Let everything be too much:
Too bright luck
Lots of adventures.

Super-loud successes,
The loudest laugh in the world
To go from happiness to the roof,
And generally be the best!

I want to tell you my friend
With you, the world around is brighter!
And so on your birthday
Let the mood be cool!
I wish you a lot of positive
And live luxuriously and beautifully,
Let there be large bills
So that everything is always in order,
Let health be normal
Dude, be in great shape!
Do not dare to lose heart in life,
From happiness you should shine!

I want to cheer up my friend today.
I send this birthday greeting:
Be healthy, like an elephant, so that everyone is afraid,
So that no pugs cling.

Calm - like a boa constrictor, so that in a portrait
Without words it was read about authority.
Strong - like a lion among other animals,
Wise - like an owl, with many ideas,

Loving - like a cat in March.
Live like a baobab for up to three hundred years.
But seriously, just be happy.
And don't forget about me, friend, in life!

Be cheerful, positive
Muscular and handsome
Ride on a cool car
Hundreds of dollars in a stash
Pockets full of money
And the best girls
Smart beyond your years
And the whole world is at your feet!

Welcome dear guests!

If you are not an expert in saying beautiful words in such a way that it will take your breath away, you can surprise everyone with an interesting presentation of a gift. Every time we think about how to give a gift in a beautiful and original way, so that this case will be remembered and then you will be remembered for a long, long time. kind word. Let's talk about interesting original ways giving gifts, congratulations. Most recently, I made a selection of interesting ones, use it, it may come in handy.

Give it yourself

For a large company where many people are invited, for example, a wedding or an anniversary, you can make such an original presentation. Wrap your gift (if it’s big, you can write it on a piece of paper) or put it in a small box, attach a note to it - to the most beautiful birthday person (the happiest couple - if it’s a wedding), then put it in a box or wrap it in a bundle, attach a note - to yourself to the eldest, then another bundle or box and a note to the youngest, etc. You can make as many layers as you like, attach notes to each.

So, the postman comes or just the presenter says that the parcel has arrived at the address, and the note “Give to the highest” is attached to it, the guests begin to look for who is the highest, they have identified, unfolded, there again the note “give to the lowest”, the search begins again , well, etc. You can use “the most slender”, “the most plump”, “the most red”, “the most snub-nosed”, “the reddest” (in clothes), “the loudest”, “the most curly”, “the most bald”, etc. .

Do not think that the guests will have a complex, on the contrary, when I first saw how a gift is presented in this way, it was at a wedding, a baby doll was wrapped up young, and so, when they announced “the plumpest”, I, a lady who has been struggling with fullness all my life, is the loudest shouted: Me! I! Give it to me, I'm the chubbiest. And then, when I myself presented a gift for the anniversary of my friend, I watched the guests vying with each other shouting: “me-me, give me, I am the baldest in this house!”

Baba Yaga congratulates the woman on her anniversary.



Is the navigator broken?
Oh, tell me honest people, the anniversary is not here?
(guests answer that here)
I see (name of the hero of the day) sitting here, only something strange!
Pale, red nose, but does she suffer from diarrhea?
Here in the closet she messed around, but she collected medicines!
Search the whole wide world, there are no better drugs!
My first advice is to stay young
Apply manure to your face, it will be smooth as an egg!
(gives cosmetic algae facial mask)
Follow the figure, drive less - keep walking!
So that the forms do not sag apart in front!
So that the waist is, fat, so as not to swim
At night, only horseradish and radish,
Yes, love affairs! (gives a condom)
To maintain your tone on a broom, learn to fly! (gives a broom or mop)
Balance on a broom, not the same as in the saddle!
If you listen to advice, everything will benefit it!
You will be a sex symbol, (emphasis on - scrap)
And in abundance there will be a house!
Here is jelly from the mold! Didn't drink it before?
So drink when the carousel starts in the body! (bag of dry jelly)
It doesn't taste as good, but it relieves the shivers!
A cold is not a problem! Eat a bug from the pond!
There is no more reliable medicine than the natural environment! (bag of dried squid)
If it hurts in the heart, and in the chest it burns with fire,
It means (name of the hero of the day) you have encephalitis!
Eat aspen bark and cheer up for the time being!
Tea is not chemistry! Tea natural gifts! (herbal collection from a pharmacy)
And the pressure kicks in, try rabbit droppings!
It is much more healing than honey, even though the color is like honey (chocolate dragee or crackers)
It certainly tastes cool, it happens to die from it!
Only those who survive, all live to old age!
And he will grunt in the back, do not sit on the ballot!
Jump naked into nettles, somersault in the moonlight!
And when you have a friend, you can’t sleep at night stuffy
Drink a decoction of flea feet! You will sleep like a groundhog! (tea bag)
That's all my order! How amused you?
Anniversary! Happy Birthday! Until the morning you have fun!
Lastly, I’ll smash a cup, otherwise I’ll die on the road! ”

Baba Yaga gives shorts "Nedelka" and socks.

Can be used for a wedding anniversary or individually.

“Oh, my broom, broom! Where did you take me?
Well, I got the transport!
Is the navigator broken?
Oh, tell me honest people, the anniversary is not here?
(guests answer: here)
I see (name of the hero of the day) sitting here
Just a weird look!
You don't think I came here for free?
I know how to surprise, I decided to give panties.
Our female appearance is adorned with earrings, rings and watches,
but not everyone probably knows that the most important thing is CORSIES.
Oh! beautifully it is necessary to say, "Week" I will give.
You will walk in the “week” and you will be a woman, you are cool.
Don't just put them on, but customize them for the occasion.
If nostalgia tortures childhood, youth, do not be bored!
Do not give in to longing, put on these pants. (gives baby underpants)
The red color excites us and calls us to exploits.
You put on these pants and boldly move forward. (gives red shorts)
So that the money is here, you hang your panties on the chandelier.
To ignite the flame of love
From cowards you make a banner.
March one-two, one-two, everyone around will go crazy.
Income so that the train stretches, put your underpants in the safe.
So that the magic flows like a river, keep your underpants at hand!
All work yes work, how naive you are
In these you can decide your intimate affairs. (gives erotic thong)
To the resort, or to the sanatorium you will buy a ticket
You put on "erotica" - you will be a cool chick.
If you suddenly didn’t see it and your health is moping
You can put on white underpants yourself like Aibolit. (gives panties with a red cross)
Suddenly, there is stagnation with finances, there is no fat with sausage
In the black sea knee-deep, put on and sing songs. (Gives black shorts)
Warm shorts will warm you on a cold winter evening
They will be warm, cozy and not how much adversity. (gives panties lined with fur)
And today is your holiday, jokes, laughter, fun
You put on smart, (gives panties with ruffles) So. For the mood.
And after the holiday, put on a walk in them, walk
And, preferably, without a skirt, just wag your ass.
I gave panties, cheered all the guests,
Though you go around the whole world, you will not find such people anymore.
Do you have more fun with a gift? Then pour everyone a glass!

Well, why are you cute, grinning here?
You will not be left without a gift from me either!
What to give - the problem was not
What do you need, I know better!
For every day, so that you have enough
I carry socks - just in case in life!
When the husband wakes up blacker than clouds
There is no smile and howls of longing.
You walk up to him and say: "Darling,
Wear bright socks today! ”(floral socks)
It's cold outside - it's already cramping your legs
The stove and warm water do not heat up.
Husband comes - and you get out of his way
Here are the socks, warm, give me! (woolen socks)
Husband will be grateful to such socks
From tenderness, a tear will flash in the eyes
And be sure to give you
Unforgettable night in socks!
And wear your socks carefully!
Cover them with panties on your feet!
So that a passer-by does not think
“Hmmm… weird dude in striped socks!” (striped socks)
Kohl old socks in the process of wearing
Shattered into pieces, torn into strips.
Don't be sad, don't create a problem
I found a replacement for them too! (Regular, black)
Here you go! She gave gifts, but she amused the guests ...
Kohl with a gift is more fun
Pour quickly!

Pour, guests, pour! I am a sentimental grandmother, now I will say a toast!

She likes to wash his socks
Without disgust, disgust, melancholy.
And there is no more beautiful and sweeter procedure,
How to hang them then on the battery.
And even if he comes home harsh
And will not notice the newly washed socks,
The reason for this abuse will not
Friends, she loves him so much!”

Bitterly! Let's drink to love!

Memo to the wife of the hero of the day.

You need to beautifully format the text and insert it into a frame. Give to the wife of the hero of the day.

“In the morning, at the dawn of a ruddy, you wash your husband in the bathroom,
Pre-foaming water with pineapple gel.
And then from the washroom carry your husband to the bedroom,
Wrapped in a sheet of satin fabric.
There, open carefully, kiss everything you can:
Spout, ear, ass, breast and of course, every finger.
Comb your hair boldly: right - to the right, left - to the left.
Move your cheeks with a razor. And your boy is ready to eat!
Drooling profusely from fried eggs:
Pat them gently with a flowered tissue paper.
Place toilet paper in pockets
A key, a cell phone, and a clean handkerchief.
And then carefully put your foot into the shoe
And go to work to make money."

Three girls congratulate on the anniversary.

4 people participate in the congratulation (3 girls and the presenter)

Leading: Three girls under the window were spinning late in the evening,
And not so much they spun, how much they ground with their tongues!

1st: Something got boring for us!
Shouldn't we go, girls, to visit us today?

Host: Then the second one picked up:

2nd: Drinking would not be a sin!
But where would we go to accept us all?

Leading: The third did not guess for a long time,
Eyes become more cheerful ...

3rd: Shouldn't we, girls, go together for the anniversary?
As soon as we arrive, we’ll say: “Come on, (name of the hero of the day) pour us!”

Host: And everyone went to (name of the hero of the day) to celebrate his birthday.
And now do not be surprised (the name of the hero of the day) will congratulate.

1st: Happy birthday to the hero of the day!
Get gifts from us, they are very good:

2nd: So that the illness does not take you, we present this salt.
As a seasoning, do not hold, but lie on the crown of the head.
From diseases of all in a row helps, they say!
(handed a pack of salt, put on the head)

3rd: I give you pasta and tell you the recipe
Brush your teeth in the evening - there will be no caries in the morning!
(hands out toothpaste)

1st: You are with this very gift, do not grieve, do not lose heart!
Slowly in your bath, rub every place!
(hand over a washcloth or sponge)

2nd: Try rabbit droppings ... He is vigorous! He will get through!
And where is more healing than honey, even if it doesn’t taste like honey.
Although it tastes cool and sometimes they die from it,
Those who survive, live up to 100 years later!
(candy peanuts in chocolate)

3rd: On this bright, glorious day, we congratulate you!
And we dedicate the dance to you with all our heart!

Here you can prepare a dance in advance, or organize a dance competition. I have a musical cut, where famous music sounds for several seconds - macarena, lambada, cancan, etc., at the end of the song "loaf". Upon request, I will send you an email, for free! . Subscribe to updates, I am preparing articles with various music and dance competitions.

Congratulations to the hero of the day from a mustachioed friend.

“Where is the applause?.. Wonderful! Shouldn't we all fall into childhood?
Women - throw, men - drunk, well, I'm a mustachioed nanny.
You, guys, pour, and I read a fairy tale.
Raise the container! We drink for the childhood of the hero of the day!

The hen Ryaba laid an egg, the grandfather is annoyed, and the grandmother is angry.
Why is the explanation simple, this testicle is not golden.

The prince gave new crystal shoes to Cinderella, voila!
She dances in them, goes to bed. The prince smeared the insoles in them with superglue.

Vanya Tsarevich in the Koshchei rear shoots an arrow at a swan from a bow.
Let Koschey wither away without a swan, Vanka lives with his frog!
(here carefully, if there is Ivan among the guests, then it may turn out to be embarrassing)

Rolling across the field, Kolobok rushes, a hare and a wolf run after him,
Both the fox and the bear are running there ... And the field is a minefield, after all!

Petenka was again stolen by a fox, dragging him over the mountains, over the forests ...
The fool does not know what is the reason in life. She was ambushed there by riot police!

Head so as not to buzz, so that the heart does not hurt,
So that the lower back does not ache, everything is as it was with “this very thing”.
So that the kidneys do not hang out and the hair sways.
The voice would not be lost and the sand would not fall.
So that the hands do not tremble, so that they hold the glass stronger,
So that shortness of breath does not torment, so that all problems are covered!
So that the posture is straight, here, my friend, you have a rope

Know no worries! Live great! So that the women would say after:
“What a handsome and cooler man there was and is not.”
I ask you to tear the real estate from the chair, you - jump, we - dance!

Congratulations from the guests (adjectives).

One of the old congratulations, but its relevance does not change. Ask guests to name adjectives, write down, then read out the congratulations.

On this ... and ... evening, when ... stars are burning in ... the sky, at this ... table, in this ... hall, ... ladies and no less ... gentlemen gathered to congratulate our ... hero of the day. We wish her ... smiles, ... friends, ... success and ... love. Today, in honor of our hero of the day, we will sing ... songs, give ... gifts and drink ... wine. At our ... party there will be ... jokes, ... jokes, ... dances, schmants and ... squeezers. We will play ... games and put on ... skits. Let our birthday girl have the most ... and ... day!

This text needs 25 adjectives, but excluding unforeseen circumstances, let the guests come up with 2-3 more. Not much…. 🙂

Congratulations from Vanya and Zina (to the song of Vysotsky V.V.)

Preparation: bath suits are needed - 2 sheets, hats, a washcloth, a broom, a basin, etc.
You can dress up a man for the role of Zina, it will be funnier.

Zina. Oh, Van, look where we got,
And it seems that Vanya went to the bathhouse,
Put on bath sandals
And then suddenly they came to the holiday.
Vania. Don't flatter yourself hurting, Zin
And what a table, what a pancake!
Oh, what do I see - kerosene,
Look, Zin!

Oh, Van, look like a beauty,
And next to you you can see all the friends,
That doesn't concern you?
You would also dress me.
Well, you can say it directly, Zin
You have only one skeleton
Put on your satin
Get over it, Zin!

Oh, Van, look what beads,
I, Van, will die of envy
She's wearing guipure panties
I, Van, want the same!
Well, you're completely crazy, Zin
With you, the shame is always the same
I don't seem to be Armenian
Watch me Zin!

Oh, Van, look here for snacks
And something to drink too!
Would pour us a glass with you
And they would invite you to sit next to me!
You don't bargain with them, Zin,
After all, you did not come to the store,
Yes, we have one question.
Wash up, Zin!

Come on, Vanya, let's stay here,
That's right, Vanya, more fun!
Another time we will take a steam bath,
We will give a broom on the anniversary.

You can also congratulate by phone with the help, for a small fee, your birthday boy will receive a message on his phone: a song or words will congratulate, for example, Putin V.V.

Let's be friends with pages.

I wish you happiness and good

Fortune not to leave

To have black caviar for breakfast,

And there was always enough for gasoline.

The boss so as not to saw,

And the breeze blew

So that a good friend amuses

And a pair to always have a sock!

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Live beautifully, interestingly,

Never backing down.

Find your place under the sun

Water does not flow under the stone!

And don't hide your tears, and laugh more often,

You value and cherish your family.

Hope for the best in everything

After all, you are not a miser, not a fool.

The path shines brighter every year

Your lucky star

Let these wishes sound

Yesterday, today... and always!

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Let the car be Brabus

Let everything be in joy

To rest - in the Canary Islands.

And a beauty in a peignoir

In the evenings, let him meet

Caters, feeds.

Well, to sleep less,

To relax more

And always everything in personal life

It was cool indecent

Let the engine fail

And your float is worth it!

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A man does not need much on a holiday:

Words of support, a bowl of borscht,

A beautiful wife with an elastic ass,

And a fish to be caught on live bait,

And so that the salary is always given on time,

And the mother-in-law so that the stash is not found,

And so that all the troubles of your house pass,

Well, good luck finding him!

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No intros or chants

Congratulations on "OK".

If you are in a bad mood,

If the nerves are like a club,

Call and we will come.

It only takes one call.

If everything is bad,

Well, in business you need a proc,

We will help and support -

It only takes one call.

Joy is bursting sideways -

We, friends, will immediately arrive -

It only takes one call.

If you want rest

So that smoke and float -

Do what you know very well:

It only takes one call.

And not just on birthdays.

We are with you, brother.

We wish you together:

Let everything in life be OK!

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We wish you a pleasant job

We wish you to rest on Saturdays,

We want to have both a salary and a bonus.

In bed, a wife to appreciate skills.

We wish you never give up

Joking more and not being known with sadness.

You are the best, believe me without a doubt.

With love, we will say to you: "Happy birthday!"

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No time to think about wrinkles

On the day of birth

great man,

There are none in the world today.

Less disappointment

Always be young at heart

And so that the trees of wishes

Bearing real fruit.

More reasons to laugh

No matter what the insidious fate brings,

So that from you as long as possible

The sand hasn't fallen yet.

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happy birthday congratulations

And with all my heart I wish:

A pack of greens in my pocket

And a dolphin in your bath.

Girl ... but to love,

And hit in the face less often.

To be as healthy as a bull

And he loved his friends.

Happiness, joy, good luck

And good luck to boot.

I wish you much more

I'll just say, "Congratulations!"

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We wish you always

Live life to the fullest and then

We'll have to do more

Your birthday again.

And not once, and not twice,

Three hundred times! However, it doesn't matter

With a man like you

We don't even need flowers.

You are 100% man

And do not regret the compliments

Now we will "revenge" you,

And congratulations to give:

Always be strong and beautiful

Drink vodka, don't get dirty with beer,

Eat pork, not carrots

So that there are forces for love ...

Well, here's one for life

We wish it to flow like a river

Health, strength and luck,

And just like that, nothing else!

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What does a man need to be happy?

Beloved in life nearby.

Good, loyal friends

And none of them are gay.

A good house so that in Malta,

The car is only Maserati.

Always lucky, lucky in everything

So that the house is filled with peace.

I give congratulations, loving

After all, it's your birthday.

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Today the world has become a little brighter,

After all, on this day you saw the light of it.

Since then you have lived and made people happy

And the world did not offend you in return.

On your holiday, I want to wish

To expand the narrow circle of friends,

More joy and cute little things

And so that troubles are washed away, only smelling you.

So that your hands are warmed by the waist of fortune,

And your stomach is five-star cognac

So that female love caressed the strings of the soul,

Good health, because this is not a trifle.

I also wish you honestly, without deceit,

To flow into the hands, a golden stream flowed

And you never felt the bottom of your pocket

But only what you read from these lines.

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A man doesn't need much to be happy.

So that the wife is satisfied with the dress and lipstick,

So that children run in a spacious house,

A couple of millions to be on the book.

In order not to know how to ride a bus,

And on a visit to show your rest on the globe.

Not a single one fell from the head so that the hair.

And let everything that is listed above

There will always be, and not only mentally.

Know the answer is always you this "on the tooth":

I'm in order! I'm ok"!

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Congratulations to you personally

Let everything be fine:

Home is a cozy place

The dacha is a complete tuesok,

Wheelbarrow - black "Mercedes",

Brighter sex, less stress.

So that friends do not forget

More often visited with beer,

And the wife would not grumble,

Greeted them with a smile.

Many great years to live

Don't get bored and don't grieve.

Be healthy, man

Have a strong spine!

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I want a lot of money

Good luck trouble-free,

Be smart like a genius

Health, wonderful days!

cloudless sky,

Smiles and fun

Be rich and generous.

And royal luck!

Let dreams come true

Life will be lived for the future.

And will be under your feet

Only golden sand!

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What do you want a hero?

Never lose heart

Be loved and love.

Yes, be known as lucky.

Young enthusiasm in the body

And success in an important matter.

Plans for all - implementation,

All ideas - implementation.

Again inspired by a dream,

Have fun on your holiday.

We are with you with all our hearts.

Happy birthday dear!

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Foreign currency account in a Swiss bank

House in the Maldives, but cozy.

So that everything in life is as it should be,

The sea wave washed away all the troubles.

Health did not fail

Years did not rush like moments.

Let all the seas knee-deep...

And happy birthday, old man!

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I wish you on your birthday

A crowd of friends for the mood

Mulatto sultry, barbecue,

And "from Versace" jacket.

Whatever you want, then choose

Do not let doubts in your soul.

Happiness doesn't need a reason.

Remember, you are always a man!

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I want to wish a cool man

So that he can always hold his tail with a pistol,

So that money flows both night and day,

To be king in his kingdom.

I want love, you'll be lost without it,

With happiness in addition, you will live a hundred years.

In birthday wishes flow

Catch, do not be shy, cool man!

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Why does a man have a birthday?

I posed the question like this.

After all, women - yes, they are getting old ...

And what is the demand from us over the years?

And we, like expensive wines,

Stronger and tastier with age.

So rejoice now man

You have become even more valuable for a year.

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On a wonderful birthday party

What can a man wish?

Success, joy, luck,

BMW X5 car.

Fun to flow like a river

And at night to sleep with you

Model with a bust "number 5".

In the morning to leave the bungalow

On the Mediterranean coast

And the sun kindly said:

“Let everything be ok in life!”.

Until the sand falls off you
And the jaw is not in that glass,
I wish you with my bare hands
Catch luck right by the sock.

As long as you remember your name
And you don’t go to work in slippers,
I wish to rest so that on Saturday
Wake up and wonder: you are there or here.

I wish, friend, not to become limp in trouble,
Solve problems at once, without hesitation,
And to old age to live without dementia,
And be welcomed everywhere.

I wish you good luck
And happy birthday!
May they never change
No optimism, no inspiration!
Smiles of good friends
Let them cheer up
Dreams come true soon
And there will be rare luck!

I want to live without sorrow
Nerves so as not to let us down,
To avoid problems
To live like Superman!
To keep the money running
And all plans succeeded
To enjoy the work
And not to worry!

So that on the heels and palms
There were always crumbs
Little things green crumbs,
Well, in the bank

You announced the world with a loud cry,
Got on your ears maternity hospital.
Since then you can not live otherwise

Funny birthday greetings to a friend

Well, old man, it's time to grow up!
You are 30 today!
This ten years ago
Could you dream?
It's not so scary, is it?
And life hasn't changed...
I wish you to be happy
You are like never dreamed of!

My good friend - I congratulate you,
Let there also be a lot of fire in the eyes.
You're only thirty - so little, believe me
You are in life, my friend, never be shy.

Buddy, thirty on the doorstep
And the mood is just class!
I want to achieve so much
So that you are the very first ace!
Let it be bright and excellent
Your whole life, any day!
Good luck to you in your personal life
On your best anniversary!

You are the best among all friends
You are the best in the world.
I hasten to congratulate on the anniversary
Happy thirtieth birthday to you!
Let everything be okay in life!
Live easy and cool!
I wish that your case is always
Fed up with currency.

I wish that GO-GO!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little AH! Well, you can wow!
To be breathtaking.
Of course, to be WOW!!
And so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes THIS IS YES!
"THIS IS YES!" is not nonsense,
"It CAN'T BE!" - it's real,
"YES WELL HIM!" - let it be virtual.
WOW! - to surprise more often
"Well, EVERYTHING Kick!" - not enough.
And at will EGE-GAY!
And to make it come true, come on, pour it!

I wish you live
Pleasant and relaxed!
And to have your wallet
Full of money!
I wish beer oceans
And in them rams and shrimps
You would be the best captain
Did not get out of the round the world!

Friend, congratulations
Live simply and breathe
Capture happy moments
And take a rest for the soul!

I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
And I wish you many more years.
Health, happiness and love,
Cherished blue dream.

I give you my warmth
Attention and affection
So that you are always lucky
What would you get into a fairy tale.

Let the children be obedient
Let your enemies forget about you
May every day bring joy
And the heart only asks for a holiday.

Mobile rings all day today
And in it the voices do not stop,
Everyone is in a hurry to congratulate you
And many things they wish:

Cars and cottages, an apartment in the capital,
Good luck, big awards,
And I wish you a successful marriage
And more happiness is not needed.

Happy birthday to a friend with humor

Because we only have one life
Live boldly - old man:
Fart loudly, sneeze loudly
Cut to…. fluff,
Smell, drink, walk, fight,
Every day is like a horse ... sing.
Remember we have only one life
Happy Birthday to You!

I want to gather all my friends
And so celebrate the birthday
So that after all the bottles to hand over ...
And continue for another week!

You, my friend, on your birthday
To the heights of new ascents,
And so that the priest does not look
Unnecessary adventures.

Our friend, our cute little kitten!
Alas, you are no longer a child!
Although he grew up from diapers,
Your laugh is still cool and call!
We wish you to have fun on your birthday,
But just do not get drunk in the insole!
And then the beloved tigress
Your kitten will get angry!

We wish you friend
Don't look around!
You will not find friends there -
Loyalty you gave your wife!
Happy Birthday to You!
Let the wife not scold
If you come drunk
She will always understand everything!